Friday, February 19, 2016

Chris' teacher at school provides the right stimulation for an incestuous adventure!



This is a total fiction of course.  I am using TV characters for this purpose and all depictions are of legal consenting age.  I have no affiliation with Family Guy.  I receive no compensation from these stories.

I love the idea that Chris would approach Lois Griffin for... "assistance".  I wish there was more creative artwork that depicts these fictitious adventures.  It would be truly amazing.  My idea is that Chris has a huge cock and Lois is always willing to accommodate his urges.  And of course, Chris always ejaculates like Male Porn Star Peter North (right?).  And Lois... loves it!  



Chris Does Lois

(Visions of Miss Lockhart’s boobs provide Chris with the proper motivation…)

“So what are you doing home so early from school?”  Lois Griffin asked her son when he walked in through the front door.  She was in the middle of vacuuming the living room carpet and was surprised to see him.  Chris was home almost two hours early.

“Well…” Chris mumbled.  “It wasn’t really my fault but my teacher Miss Lockhart said it would be a good idea if I went home early…”

“How come?  Why did she send you home?”  Lois asked.

“Because I uh… Mom, this is embarrassing!” Chris complained as he began to blush.  Chris deliberately tried to look away.

“Aw, honey; you can tell me… I won’t get mad I promise!” Lois soothed Chris, holding his hand while she spoke.

“Well… I got a boner when she started erasing stuff on the chalk board… Her butt started shaking back and forth… sort of reminded me of two water balloons side by side… even Snot got a boner, but she noticed mine first!”

Lois Griffin was a wonderful mother and a very astute woman.  She understood boys and men and the kinds of thoughts that frequently ran through their heads (both of them of course…) when faced with a visual element that facilitated arousal.  She knew the teacher Chris was referring to… Miss Lockhart. He spoke of her often and usually with a dreamy look on his face and a bulge in his pants.

“Is she the one with the…”Lois began.  Chris jumped right in.

“Big boobies!” Chris said with a smile.  Lois was certain that Chris would get an erection once again just thinking about Miss Lockhart and her busty frame as she walked the length of the classroom.  Just about every teen age boy in her class most certainly jacked off to visions of her considerably large breasts “on parade” at one time or another.  It wouldn’t surprise her if they were doing it right there in the classroom!  She was certain Chris had… quite a few times as a matter of fact.

“I think she has double D boobies … something like that; or maybe much bigger… hmmm, not really sure…”  Chris said under his breath.  And just as Lois had expected… Chris’ sweats ballooned out as he grew an instant boner.  In just seconds Chris had a hard on!  Lois couldn’t help but notice his considerable manhood.

“Whoopsie!” Lois commented while taking full notice of his attention-grabbing protuberance. “You know Chris…never be ashamed of that… that… wonderful gift of yours… You have been truly blessed and I can assure you that just about any woman out there would be most pleased with your… development!”

Lois had the pleasure of spoiling her son on at least one occasion in the recent past and true to his word he never told a soul… it was “their secret”.  And even though she was a little jealous of the younger and shapely teacher who was obviously putting on a show for all the males in the classroom dressed in clothes that barely contained her charms, Lois Griffin still felt she had the inside track.  Her innate ability to please coupled with her familiarity with Chris’ “equipment” gave her the edge as well as a rainy-day resource whenever she had “needs”. 

It didn’t take Lois very long to get in the mood.  She quickly decided it was time to strike while the iron was hot!

“Oops! Sorry Mom…” Chris tried to cover up his erection but it was impossible to do so given its current “elevation”.  “Maybe I should go upstairs and …” Lois cut him off.

“Now wait a minute, sweetie…” Lois held up her hand before Chris could leave the room.  “Maybe I can… can… you know; I’d hate to see such a marvelous… ‘thing’ go to waste… After all, you don’t have to masturbate… that would relieve you of course but … that’s no fun… is it?  How about we…”

Lois was looking down right at Chris cock; his pants tented straight out, trying to contain the erection underneath.  That’s when she decided the moment was at hand.  Clean the house?  No!  Vacuum?  Forget it!  Taking that telephone pole out of his shorts and put it to good use… Now THAT was more like it! 

“Mom?”  Chris said.

“Yes, honey?”  Lois looked at Chris as she stood closer to him, just inches away from his face.  Lois placed a hand on his chest.  “You want me to take care of you?”

“Oh… boy…” Chris groaned as Lois grabbed his cock and began rubbing it with both hands, right through his pants.  Lois Griffin knew her way around a man’s equipment and she certainly knew her way around Chris’ elongating organ.  
   
“Aw… so hard… so… hmmm… wow!  Sweetie, this is simply scrumptious!  Let’s see what we can do with this beauty today, shall we?” Lois purred as she continued stroking Chris through the fabric of his sweats.      

Chris was shocked the first time his mother caught him masturbating; almost deflating his full fledged woody he was working on while reading his sexy “MILF” book.  He always got aroused reading that book and when he finally made the connection between his mother and the book… it was instant boner time!  Everything clicked and the dream session he enjoyed with his mother was incredibly intense!  Lois Griffin took excellent care of his teen age boy “needs”.  The result of which was a most generous and substantial discharge, the likes of which only happened when she was involved.  He gazed in wonder at how much cum came out if his mother worked his cock to the finish.  And since he didn’t have to leave the house to find a better deal (or a better cock-sucker…), he decided it was so much easier to just hang out at home and wait for opportunities.

So here was yet another golden opportunity.  He decided not to tell his mother that while he often jacked off to thoughts of his large breasted teacher, part of today’s arousal was actually the realization that no one was at home but him and his mother!  His mind therefore began to drift… having his dick stroked moved things right along…

“That feels… yeah, really good… “Chris whispered with a glazed look on his face.  “Can you… can you suck on it mom?  I want you to suck on it…”

 Lois had all sorts of ideas while she encouraged his erection with busy hands.  Her true enjoyment however, came when she wrapped her succulent ruby-red lips around his rock hard cock and pushed the entire length all the way back into her mouth!  The feel of his large throbbing tool buried in her throat always gave her a physical and mental rush like nothing else she knew!  So when Chris asked Lois to suck on it…

“Oh, honey!  You don’t have to ask me!” Lois rasped and lead him by his dick to the couch where she pulled down his sweats releasing his impatient erection.

“Sit down sweetie…” Lois commanded.  Once Chris sat down, Lois dropped to her knees and spread Chris’ thighs.  Stroking his cock, Lois eye-balled the stiff shaft and gave his swollen balls a generous squeeze. 

“Oh… yeah, I like that… “Chris moaned as he relaxed and leaned back.  “I love the way you make my boner happy!” Chris closed his eyes momentarily.

“Gawd, your cock is oh… so… yummy!” Lois hissed as she descended on his waiting tool.  Her mouth opened and Chris’ boner vanished in one quick motion.  Lois Griffin was an oral wonder, undaunted by length or girth, especially where her son’s organ was concerned.  She learned immediately the first time around how to handle his miraculous manhood.  Chris grunted, feeling the tip of his dick lodged against the back of her throat with a “glick” type sound.  Lois Griffin didn’t gag (and never did come to think of it…) and in fact, tried to sink his swollen member even deeper into her mouth.

“Oh, wow!” Chris groaned, feeling totally submerged as he opened his eyes and looked down.  All he saw was the top of Lois’ head as she tried to work his considerable length into her esophagus.  She used his thighs for support so Chris sat still and gazed in wonder while she worked her magic.  The feeling was indescribable… she was the only female that had yet to accomplish the feat of swallowing him entirely while fully erect.  The only two people who were aware of that were Chris and Lois Griffin!

Lois finally slid her mouth all the way back up the shaft and then repeated her torturous downward thrust.  Chris moaned in response as Lois did the heady maneuver again… and again… and then again!  She then pulverized his rock hard pole with a blistering series of rapid strokes, all crown to base scorchers, one after another without pause or respite.  Chris watched, hypnotized by the sight of his cock disappearing and reappearing with each rise and descent of his mother’s mouth.  It was totally amazing!  Lois Griffin was locked in; pummeling his stiffness relentlessly with a tireless salvo of head-bobbing craziness.  Chris started to drool as his body succumbed to the overwhelming onslaught of penile stimulation.  The oral grip that Lois Griffin applied with her lips and tongue was the icing on the cake; Chris sat and waited, wallowing in the blossoming wave of pleasure that saturated his groin.  His cock and balls were at the mercy of a woman who loved to spoil the male erection like no other female in Quahog!  Chris was about to bust his nut… and he could tell by the way it felt that a flood of semen was just moments away…

“Mom… mom?”  Chris growled as he felt the beginning of what he knew would be an explosive orgasm.  The pressure was building in a most delirious way.  Lois slowed momentarily… but continued her expert oral stimulation of Chris’ swelling organ.
For Lois Griffin, it was a rush of sexual gratification that came and went depending on the mood and the moment.  But once she had a stiff cock all to herself, the “Linda Lovelace” mentality took over.

Many people believed that Linda Lovelace was intimidated into doing deep throat and while you ever saw that in the few movies she appeared in, it was widely believed she was under some kind of drug educed cooperative state of mind.  Lois however, had her own opinion of how it worked although there were very few people she cared to share it with.  Lois Griffin was convinced certain women thoroughly enjoyed the act of fellatio.  They simply loved to suck cock! So much so that once they got a dick in their mouth, they simply went “bonkers”.  And that is what always happened to Lois Griffin… it was a thirst she couldn’t quench; an itch she couldn’t scratch…  She learned this lesson with Anthony.  One day she gave him a blowjob and realized she honestly received just as much pleasure from sucking his dick as he experienced when he came in her mouth!

That’s when she knew sinking a man’s sausage into her throat would bring out the oral animal in her soul.  Lois Griffin was in that oral state of mind on this particular day.  She was insatiable in her drive to push Chris over the edge into a mind-blowing orgasm. It was frustrating to hold up and “pause” but she wanted the experience to be a memorable one for Chris, knowing full well theses dalliances were too few and far between.  

“Oh… oh, Jeez…” Chris was on the verge of ejaculation.  His body was gearing up and Lois could feel it.  Chris’ balls were tensing up and his cock was literally swelling in her mouth.  Precum oozed over her tongue, leaking from his pisshole.

“I’m … I’m… I’m gonna cum, Mom!” Chris whimpered as he gritted his teeth.

“Wait!  Not yet!” Lois spat as she yanked his cock out of her mouth.  “Hold on for one more second if you can!” 

“Oh, OK… I’ll try…” Chris sounded like he was about to cry.  He concentrated.  There weren’t too many times he tried “not to come” but one occasion did come to mind (pardon the pun); He was jacking off in the bathroom one day when Meg knocked on the door because she had to pee.  Chris stopped stroking long enough to say, “Go away… I can’t stand up right now!”  He had been seconds away from blast off.  Meg then complained as she always did and because of that Chris lost focus, eventually letting her in while retreating to his bedroom to finish his “task”.  But this was different in that he loved having an orgasm as a result of a blowjob and his mother was so damn good at it!  Now he suddenly had to find the wherewithal to hold back, even for a few seconds and not shoot a huge load.  How in the hell was he going to do that?  As incredibly difficult as it was to do… he pulled it off.  He concentrated, opened his eyes and looked at his mom with a confused look on his face.  Lois Griffin sat there, lightly stroking his erection and looked at Chris, right in the eye.

“Want to stick this monster where the sun don’t shine?”  Lois asked him calmly.

Chris looked at his cock twitching, looked past his cock and stared at his mom’s face.  Lois’ big green eyes looked back anxiously. 

“Where would that be?”  Chris asked with genuine interest. 

Lois stood up, bent over and dropped her tan slacks around her ankles.  She then pulled down her panties, thus exposing her curvy round ass and orange haired bush.  She stood there with a knowing smile then turned around and bent over slightly.  She then “shimmied” her ass in Chris’ direction while looking over her shoulder in his direction.  The look back pose was not lost on her son.

“Take your pick, sweetie… which one would you like?”  Lois cooed as she reached back and squeezed her ass cheeks.  Chris gaped at Lois’ beaver and asshole… just inches away from his face.  Lois would take pleasure regardless of his choice of entry. 

“I want…both!” Chris cried and stood up.  Having been properly motivated, he pushed Lois down to the carpet.  Lois squatted on all fours while Chris took position behind her.  He then aimed his pulsating boner at Lois’ wet pussy lips.

“Now wait, honey… if you want both, then you have to start with my vagina first… and then do my butt…” Lois instructed her son.  This valuable piece of information was for her benefit, not his.  “It’s cleaner that way… got it?”

 “OK, ma!” Chris agreed.  He then grabbed his cock in his right hand and Lois’ ass cheek with his left hand.  Resting the bulbous glans on the moist lips of Lois’ pussy, Chris let go and pushed his hips forward.

“Oh…ugh!  My Gawd!” Lois exhaled.  “Jesus… that is one huge fucking cock!”  Lois Griffin prided herself on doing exercises designed to keep her “tube” in good shape.  Even after her episode with Jerome and Cleveland, she somehow managed to keep herself “snug”.  But accommodating an organ the size of Chris Griffin’s was no day in the park.  Thank God she got moist during the time she spent sucking his cock.  Chris glided in while Lois tried to relax.  Within seconds, Chris had buried his rod all the way in. 

“Oh… wow… “Lois grimaced, biting her lower lip.  She leaned all the way over, her head parallel to the floor, trying to find the right angle for her elevated hips.  Chris was one big son of a bitch!

“Oh yeah!” Chris moaned as he slowly pushed deeper then drew back to lube things up before repeating the motion a few times more.  He glanced down at his mom’s asshole and as he started to go back and forth, he imagined the tiny brown eye was winking at him!
“Hey, mom!  Your butthole is winking at me!”  Chris giggled as he worked his dick back and forth.

Lois finally relaxed as Chris settled in, obviously not just ready to come yet.  Her juices finally spread around enough to allow her to enjoy the sensation.  Chris was definitely big but Lois could handle the young stud as long as he didn’t go hog-wild.

Chris however, didn’t think he’d last long; in fact a minute ago he was a few seconds away from blowing his load when Lois was working her mouth magic.  He was surprised he hadn’t come already… He was real close and he was tired of trying not to come.  So he picked up his pace; he grabbed Lois’ ample butt cheeks with both hands and started pumping his hips.
Lois grunted as Chris started in; his cock hammering her snatch with repeated thrusts.

“Oh Christ… fuck me… Yeah!... that’s it… Oh, wow!  Work that pussy!” Lois urged Chris on while pushing her ass back to meet his growing intensity.  Then Chris put on the gas and switched gears.  While he was fat and lazy and not always well motivated, his monster cock had a mind of its own.  He was soon pounding away at Lois’ backside and she was squealing and whimpering with each thrust.  Her ass bounced and undulated as Chris completely let go all the stops.  Chris went into overdrive, slamming his huge rod into Lois Griffin’s pussy without mercy.    

“You… gotta… cum… sweetie… mommy… can’t…” Lois grunted with every stroke, trying to weather the storm.  While the pressure and discomfort were considerable, the actual feeling was euphoric and blissfully intense.  She actually wanted Chris to go on as long as he could.

Chris fucked Lois Griffin’s ass with total abandon and single-minded determination.  He didn’t care if she came or not.  His boner was on the verge of exploding and that was the driving force behind his new found energy.  His considerable gut perched on the back of Lois ass but his hips were a blur of piston-like precision.  He was almost there, once again feeling that incredible swoon of pleasing warmth and gratification, peaked with intense satisfaction, all of it seeming to centralize in his cock.  His balls tensed, his ass cheeks quenched and finally, he climaxed!

“I’m cumming mom!” Chris cried as he pulled his cock out of Lois’s pussy and jacked off his load.  For a second he thought to shoot off inside her pussy, and he even considered withdrawing at just the right moment to stuff his soon to be squirting rod deep into her tight little asshole.  But the urgency of the moment and his lack of control due to inexperience made him give in to the familiarity of his own hand (even though the warm confines of her snatch was very difficult to resist!).  He also wanted to make sure he dished out every drop of what he knew was going to be a “gusher”. 

“Ugh!... oh…”Lois exhaled with relief as Chris pulled out.  She was a tad bit disappointed she hadn’t come yet but it felt wonderful none the less.

“Oh, wow!  Argh!” Chris growled as his cock erupted.  The flood gates opened as Chris ejaculated.  His hips didn’t work as fast as his hand but the result was still the same.  Chris looked on with blurry eyes as he stroked out a bucket load of warm semen.  Arcing white streamers flew out of his cock, one after the other, draping viscous translucent ropes across Lois’ back and ass.  A few streamers hit the back of her head, settling into her hair and a few found their way between her shoulder blades.  Lois was drenched in just a few seconds.  Her famous green long sleeve button down shirt was literally soaked by Chris’ ball-batter barrage.  Chris moaned continuously as his eyes glazed over from the overwhelming satisfaction of his intense climax. 

Covered in a wave of orgasmic bliss, rocked by the intense pleasure from a dozen convulsions, Chris wavered back and forth behind Lois Griffin as he sighed his satisfaction.

“Oh, that was… oh, Mom… Damn!” Chris groaned as he squeezed out the last few drops of cum, most of which clung to his fingers or dripped onto Lois butt.  “That was a huge one, Mom.  Sorry about your shirt… you’ll need to wash that for sure…”

“No worries, sweetie!” Lois replied, finally relaxing.  “That was… hmmm… wonderful… your cock is truly amazing!”  Lois stood up and peeled off her shirt.  Chris grabbed a Kleenex off the coffee table and tried to wipe up spots of cum off the carpet.  Needless to say he was unsuccessful.

Lois looked at Chris and noticed his pants were still down around his ankles.  She also notice his dick was covered with “left over’s” from his orgasm.  There was still a smear or two of jizz on the bulbous head of his semi-erect penis.  Lois thought to herself, “He can’t possibly still be hard… can he?”

You want me to uh, help clean you up… Chris?” Lois offered, contemplating the obvious.  After all, even though Chris already blew his load, Lois had been just seconds away from her own orgasm… She was thinking maybe Chris was still… productive.

“Sure…” Chris mumbled.

Lois got onto her knees in front of Chris (much to his surprise!) and used her tongue and mouth to clean his cock and balls. 

Chris started to get hard once again!   

A few minutes later, Lois was squatting on top of Chris, grinding her clit on her way to a gut wrenching orgasm she so rightfully deserved!


“Oh, Chris… oh yes!  Yes!  Yesssssssss!!”


Thursday, November 26, 2015

Glen Quagmire finally gets to enjoy Lois Griffin



WARNING: ADULT CONTENT Adults ONLY!

I've always believed that the hottest relationship if given the time to grow would be between Lois Griffin and Glen Quagmire.  Lets face it, they were made for each other.  He is an absolute horn dog and she is a nymphomaniac MILF.  How fitting that they are neighbors... so what would it take to get them together?  Read on.  I have no affiliation with FOX or Family Guy.  This is all my imagination of fictitious characters.  I would love to see this cartoon do X Rated material for purchase.  Yeah!

LOIS AND GLEN



Glen Quagmire is known for many things in Quahog but some of those things are not necessarily good things.  Most of his friends, like Peter, Joe and Cleveland, will tell you he is dedicated, considerate, a good drinking buddy and downright friendly.  But they’ll also tell you he is horny just about every minute of the day.  What Peter, Joe and Cleveland can’t tell you however, is whether or not Glen Quagmire ever tried to mess around with any of their wives.

Even though Glen covets all three women, he has never really engaged in any inappropriate behavior with any of them (except the time he spied on Lois and Bonnie sunbathing in the nude in Bonnie’s backyard; or the time he was a ‘peeping Tom’ watching Cleveland’s wife Donna vacuuming her living room in the nude; or how he dedicated the better part of an afternoon teaching Meg how to properly suck a man’s cock… offering himself as an ‘instructional tool’ in the process…).  Aside from that his record was spotless with respect to any of his friend’s wives.  To Quagmire they were totally off limits.   
  
Quagmire always kept his distance from the wives of his friends if only to avoid any tension or animosity on their friendships.  But that didn’t keep Glen Quagmire from carrying the proverbial torch for his all time favorite Quahog MILF … Lois Griffin!

Glen could never understand what in the world she saw in Peter (or for that matter, Bill Clinton), but just being Peter’s friend gave him unlimited access to the goings on of Lois Griffin.  That at least allowed Quagmire the closeness to Lois Griffin that satisfied his future plans (both honest and devious…) to his eventual “conquering” of  the red-headed beauty.  Lois was his ‘mission objective’ and ironically enough, she was one of the very few women he still knew he wanted so badly that he had yet to possess.  And the only thing that made this fantasy seem like an impossible task, was not having the means to sway Lois in his direction or influence her lack of desire.  How did he get her into his bed?  What would it take to motivate her sufficiently to ‘hookup’ with the Q-man?  What in the world would make Lois Griffin “want to have mind blowing sex” with Glen Quagmire? 

After months of planning, brain-storming and hair-pulling, there was only one idea that came to mind that could possibly motivate Peter’s wife that was full-proof enough to accomplish his goal.

It had to be blackmail.

He would need to find some kind of “information” or something about Lois that nobody, especially Peter, could possibly know.  It was that super secret that only Lois knew about that Quagmire could discover and use as the ultimate means of access to her “favors”.  Not only did it need to be a secret, but it had to carry the potential for serious damage if brought to light.  It had to be something that Lois would protect with her life!
 
Then it hit him.  The idea suddenly popped into his ad the second it did, he instantly knew it would work!

Some time ago, Quagmire had secretly installed a hidden video camera in Peter’s bedroom… hoping to at least get some footage of Lois undressing or maybe the two of them having sex (he was hoping not to see Peter naked and thank God he rarely did… but there were very few times Lois was in full view enough for it to really be entertaining…).  He was actually rewarded one day when he recorded Lois pulling out a huge, pink, rubber dildo (with mini studs all over it…) from a shoe box under the bed!  She laid there for about twenty minutes, working her pussy with that thing until she finally “came”.  Glen was beside himself back then.  He watched her the whole time she pleasured herself (and jacked off to what he saw… since he couldn’t be in the room… participating…) and still watches the video every now and then.  But that wasn’t the level of “leverage” he needed .  Every woman he knows probably has a dildo… that wouldn’t be something that would be hard to live down.  He needed something harder.

Waiting for the right moment, he moved the camera (when the Griffin’s were out of town one weekend…) to the living room (behind their rarely used stereo) thinking Lois might not invite a “secret lover” into her bedroom.  Location was everything, right? 

What was really interesting is what happened a few weeks after he moved the camera.  He heard a strange rumor that two people were thought to have been having sex in the middle of the Griffin’s living room on a day that Quagmire knew Peter was not home!  How about those nosy neighbors!  How fortunate for Quagmire! 

After returning from an east coast “turn around”, he quickly checked the video in order to substantiate this rumor.  The moment he saw the video, Quagmire screamed! 

“What the hell??”  He gasped.  It only took a few seconds to realize he found his “white bronco”.  “This is it!  Finally!  Pay dirt!”  Glen congratulated himself.

The view from the hidden camera was of the back of the couch in the Griffin’s living room.  On this particular day, that couch just happened to be occupied by a male teen ager and of course, Lois Griffin.  Once the video was queued up and was playing back, it all played out like an adult video.  By the looks of things, this lucky young man was getting a blowjob from Quahog’s resident MILF!  The camera view clearly indicated Lois’ red head bobbing up and down while the recipient laid his head back and enjoyed himself.  Glen was ecstatic! 



“This is it!” Glen thought.  The video played out in time and though the view wasn’t perfect, there was more than adequate footage to show Lois taking a “facial” (Glen was so fucking jealous!) as a reward for her “effort”.  He saw them clean up quickly, probably because a few minutes later, Meg walks in but not before Lois and her lover vanish from site. 

So after Quagmire regained his composure, he began to devise a plan.  It took him just one day to do it; and another day to set it up.  All he needed was a time when he knew no one would be home at the Griffin house except Lois.  That’s when he would execute his plan.

Three days later, that golden opportunity arrived.

Peter of course was at work.  Both Chris and Meg were at school.  Brian took Stewie on some driving excursion down the coat (Glen received a text so he knew where Brian was based on the pics sent along with the text) and Glen confirmed that Lois at home and all by herself.  The moment was now.

Glen knocked on the door.  A few seconds later, the door opened and there stood his prize… Lois Griffin.

“Oh, Hi Glen, what can I do for you?  Oh wait!  Don’t answer that.  I withdraw the question…”  Lois corrected herself knowing full well Quagmire would throw out a sexual request.

“Well, Lois…” Glen paused for effect. “There is something actually, I can do for you… or not do for you… “ Glen whispered. “Depending on what you decide…”

“What is that supposed to mean?”  Lois asked immediately irritated with this over-sexed “mile high” pilot.

“I want to show you something Lois… something I know you’ll appreciate…” Quagmire said with all the sleazy smoothness he could muster knowing what he did about his attractive neighbor.  He gave Lois the iPad he brought with him, but not before he pressed the “play button” to show here the video. 

Lois watched only for a second.  “Oh my God!!” she screamed.  Her beautiful green eyes were as huge as dinner plates.  Her jaw dropped open as she watched just enough to know exactly what she was seeing.

“Jesus Christ, Glen, where the hell did you get this?”  Lois was furious.  “Did you do this?  You son of a bitch!  How could you?!”

Glen stood there rocking back and forth on his heels, proud of himself, sporting a sinister look and enjoying her reaction.  “How could ‘you’, Lois?  That was one very lucky young man on the ‘receiving end’ of your… generosity!”  Glen stood in the doorway believing Lois would not bar his way if he wanted to walk in.

“It’d sure be a shame if this video fell into the wrong hands…”  Glen trailed off letting his words and what they implied soak in for affect.  Lois was many things, but she wasn’t stupid (at least he didn’t think so…).

“Glen Quagmire, you are a fucking son of a bitch!”  Lois rasped.  “I always knew you were a weasel!  What a terrible, devious mind you have… wait a minute… how in the world did you get this anyway?  You had a camera in my home!  You were watching the whole time?  How dare you!”

“As a matter of fact Lois, as jealous as I was, I watched this video a hundred times!  And each time I watched it I wished it was me!” Glen cried out.  “Peter has no idea how lucky he is… and there you were taking full advantage of a teen age kid, squandering your incredible charms on someone who can never appreciate just how wonderful you really are!”  Glen wasn’t really mad but he was playing his cards close to his vest.

Lois reined in her horses for a second trying to figure out just what she needed to do to get out of this.  Whatever it was it was going to take a miracle.  Or at least a blowjob… maybe anal sex if she knew what Quagmire was going to demand in exchange for the video.  “My God, what am I going to have to do to get my ass out of this mess!” Lois mused.

“Now Glen, let’s talk about this… I um… it was a moment of weakness, that’s all it was… really! “ Lois stammered in a desperate tone, trying to stall.  “I couldn’t help myself… it was just that one time, really! Lois offered hoping Glen would take the bait.

“No way Lois…” Glen retorted.  “There is no way a woman gives a blowjob like that and only does it once!  I know… I’ll bet my annual salary he got more than just a blowjob.  Maybe not then, but you don’t blow some kid because you hate doing laundry!” 
   
Lois gave the iPad back to Glen and then she put her hands together, trying to quickly come up with a plan.  Even though nothing immediately came to mind, maybe Quagmire wanted something (she could only guess…) within her grasp to bargain her way out.

“OK, Glen, you most certainly want something… what is it?”  Lois Griffin knew Glen Quagmire far too well and was well aware of his continuous efforts to get into her pants (and bra… and mouth…) but she was resistant and determined.  The long and short of it was that Lois thought Quagmire to be far too promiscuous to her liking.  Her affair with Anthony (or Jerome or Cleveland.. and Bill Clinton… and Snot… oh, my!  Look who’s calling the kettle black!  Oh my Gawd!...) was none of his business until now.  But this video put a whole a new spin on their tenuous relationship.  Lois didn’t think there would be an easy way out…

“Lois…  the only thing I can think of to make sure Peter never sees this video is for us to make an … arrangement.”  Glen suggested.  “I’m sure we can… working something out…”

“Oh, Jesus Christ Glen!.. Out with it!...what’s it gonna be?  A ‘blowjob’?” Lois offered, thinking she’d be lucky if that was all he wanted.  But Quagmire wasn’t one to settle for less when it came to sex.

“Lois Griffin, I wouldn’t be so harsh, after all, I’ve always thought you were a considerate, generous and compassionate young woman… worthy of good manners, grace and loving care…” Glen used his most complimentary tone, figuring getting her into the right mood might swing things in a more pleasurable as well as productive direction. If would be so much more ecstatic if Lois wanted him and had sex with him the way she did with Anthony.  How he would savor that kind of exchange!

Was it possible?

“I know you must think I’m selfish and out of control, but the one thing I always admired was the stability of my favorite neighbors … the Griffins.  How many people can say they have a beautiful, sexy redhead, who has a heart of gold, living right next to him?  Not too many I’d say… I know you are married and yeah, Peter doesn’t appreciate you the way you deserve, but that doesn’t mean I can’t tell you how I feel, or show you how I feel.  What you decide to do about that is entirely up to you…you’ve always been a living angel in my book, Lois… I just can’t help myself!”

Lois stood there anxious and even a little angry.  But while she didn’t want to hear any excuses, Glen sounded somewhat different than his usual self. He actually sounded kind, and thoughtful and even a little reflective when he spoke.  It really surprised Lois and she never anticipated Glen Quagmire ever sounding so damn convincing.  It would be far too easy to say he was lying and that he was just using his suave demeanor to get Lois to lower her defenses.  But one thing Quagmire was not… and that was a liar.  In fact, he was honest to a fault.   

“You know what Glen?  I don’t know…; if you really feel that way then what’s with the video?  You brought that over here to try and get me to do something I probably wouldn’t want to do in the first place… regardless of how you feel!  I may not know you ‘that well’, but I’ve heard all sorts of rumors and none of them are anything I want to believe!”  Lois went on…



“Yet what you said a minute ago was so… sweet… and genuine… you could have told me that without showing me the video… Glen…” Lois stood there with tears in her eyes.  Glen wasn’t prepared for that.  But inside, Glen smiled.

While he believed his plan was going to work, he was suddenly divided about how he felt.  Lois was a gorgeous female, nice tits, a sweet body and a nice round ass!  She was Quahog’s most desired MILF!  Glen vowed to have her one day; his friendship with Peter be damned… But the truth be told, he really like Lois Griffin.

She was kind, giving, helpful, and sweet.  But Quagmire knew their eventual ‘get together’ would be even sweeter if Lois was both an eager and willing participant (he’d settle for willing!).

“All I really want Lois… is one glorious opportunity to experience the sensual wonders you have to offer… to savor the scent of your natural body… to taste your forbidden fruit… to join together in a brief union of mutual joy and fulfillment… it may only be a fleeting moment but I will cherish it forever!” Glen was on his knees in the doorway… clutching Lois’ left hand… waiting for Lois to say, “Yes!”

“Oh, Glen stop!”  Lois said.  “Stand up, come inside and we’ll talk… what will the neighbors say?”  Lois and Glen walked inside.

Lois and Glen sat side by side on the couch, and surprisingly, Lois appeared not only to be agreeable to Glen’s advances, but she even seemed a little sympathetic to his situation.  However it can be described, Lois was going to say yes and Glen Quagmire was going to finally have his cake and eat it too.  And Lois was the ‘cake’ and Glen was going to ‘eat Lois’ until she screamed out loud!

“You gotta promise me no one finds out…I have enough skeletons in my closet… and this one can never get out!”  Lois demanded.

“Deal…” Glen agreed.

“One more thing… do we need to use a condom?  Lois asked.  “I heard all sorts of things Glen…”

“No Lois… I’m clean as a whistle!  Always have been…” Glen promised.

“No ‘anal’ sex!”  Lois threw in.

 “What??” Glen rasped.  “Come on Lois… I’ll be gentle… I promise!”  He pleaded. 

“Well… we’ll see…” Lois smiled. “Besides, once I get started… I usually don’t follow any rules!” 

“Well alright!” Glen hooted.

“Oh and before I forget, I don’t want you spraying your jizz in my face… and if we do have anal sex, I don’t want you shooting your business up my tailpipe, either!”  Lois affirmed.  “However, I have no problem with you pulling out… and… you know… shooting your… ‘stuff’ on my back or tummy… I don’t mind that.” 

“No worries Lois!”  Quagmire said.  “I’m good if you are good!”  Lois then smiled, stood up, and lead Quagmire upstairs.  Again, Glen smiled to himself.  The hidden camera in Lois’ bedroom was activated and already capturing the moment!  Giggity!

Once Lois and Glen were in the bedroom, they immediately undressed.  Glen was mesmerized by Lois Griffin’s amazing body.  Just seeing her naked was a visual orgasm in itself.  Lois on the other hand was surprised but pleased when she saw Quagmire’s cock.  It was big and he wasn’t even fully erect yet!  My Gawd, she thought, “That makes things a lot more interesting!”

So Lois and Glen enjoyed each other for the first time, and while neither of them knew what to expect, it was a dalliance worth remembering.  Glen of course, executed a few raucous, bawdy and acrobatic maneuvers to spice things up, including a moment where Glen held Lois ‘upside down’ while eating her pussy (Lois’ head parallel to his groin for immediate access…) ; Glen assured Lois her orgasm (the first of many!) would be more intense… and it was! 

Lois would never forget the way Quagmire ate her pussy!  She would never be able to describe it and would probably never experience it again (well…) but that was the first time she came that afternoon and it was a mind-blowing climax!  She was lucky Glen’s cock was in her mouth at the time because her screams were thankfully muffled when she came.

But the most pleasurable moment for these two naughty neighbors was the blistering doggie style coupling that had Lois gritting her teeth in ecstasy.  Glen plowed from behind with a pace Lois had never experienced before; the repetitive ‘slapping sound’ of Glen’s hips and Lois’ ass reverberated in the room; Lois was convinced the sound could be heard all the way down the street.  Oh well… Lois came twice, yelling, “Fuck me, Glen!  Fuck my pussy you son of a bitch!  Fuck me… you bastard… I want to come again!”



A few minutes later Lois pushed Glen back and hopped on for some pelvic grinding… she wanted to see if she could come four times in one session… something she never did before… ever.

“How is it possible… (puff) you haven’t… (pant) come yet?” Lois gasped between breaths.  Glen laid back, holding her thighs, watching Lois on top, enjoying the ride.

“If I come… (ugh)… then… I’m finished… (huff)… while I am usually pretty quick to … recover… (pant) , I don’t know if you are up for… (ugh) another ‘ go round’”  Glen said.  He figured Lois would want to leave right after he shot his wad.

Lois abruptly stopped and slowly pulled off Glen’s rock hard erection. She laid on her side, her head resting on her elbow.



“Look Glen, I know we are having the time of our lives here… but we’re just messing around, that’s all. You are one hell of a man, believe me;  I had no idea you’d be so… satisfying!  And who knows, we maybe never do this again… or maybe we do! “ Lois was reassuring. “But I would be lying to you if I said it didn’t matter to me if you were satisfied or not.  Every man I’ve ever been with will tell you I was always able to satisfy their … ‘needs’.  I don’t want you to be an exception.  Besides, I want you to ’come’.  I want an unblemished record and I know you can appreciate that!  Will you come for me?”  The look that Lois gave Glen was one he’d never forget for the rest of his life.

Glen was genuinely surprised and impressed.  Not only was Lois Griffin one hell of a wild woman, but she obviously understood Glen Quagmire very well.

“OK Lois… “ Glen agreed.  “Far be it from me not to make you happy!”  Lois winked at Glen and leaned over.  She took Glen’s cock into her mouth and started bobbing her head.  Glen was amazed.  Lois was a fox, a vixen and one incredibly gifted cock sucker!  He laid there thinking he might be able to hold out for a few minutes but soon realized it was a lost cause.  She was simply overwhelming and her ability to please the male organ was unmatched compared to any of the many women he enjoyed over the years.  He was seconds away from coming but he didn’t want to make a mess.



“Oh Lois… Lois!  Look out… I’m gonna bust… here it comes!” Glen groaned out load and came.  Lois was quick to respond and pulled away from Glen’s squirting cock.  She stroked him to the finish as high flying semen strings flew out of his dick in all directions; a clear indication to Lois of a satisfied man.  Glen groaned with each orgasmic convulsion; Lois smiled.  Glen came like a horse, but Lois wasn’t surprised (that was one of the many rumors she heard about…); there was Quagmire ‘goo’ everywhere; on her hands, her arm and even (oh well… ) in her hair as well. Miraculously, her face avoided being plastered.

“Oh God, Lois!  Giggity!”  Glen sighed. “Phew!  That was the best!” They both laid there for a few minutes, neither saying a word. 

Later on, Lois and Glen again, stood at the doorway.  Lois looked at Glen. 

“Was it everything you had dreamed about?” Lois asked with raised eyebrows and her hands on her hips.  Lois had a look of satisfaction on her face; Glen knew that look on any woman.

“Giggity goo! Lois!” That was… I mean… that was really something… sweet...” Glen smiled. “You are simply amazing Lois; you are gorgeous; you look incredible with no clothes on … you taste great!  You suck cock like no woman I know…”  Lois cut him off.

“Stop Glen!” Lois put up her hand. “Enough details… I know how you feel…” she leaned closer to Glen.  “Remember, this is our secret… no one knows… ever!”

“I know… I know… no worries.”  Glen looked back at Lois.  “I don’t suppose… you know; there is a chance that… you know… we could…”

“Glen Quagmire! What in the world am I going to do with you?”  Lois said with a sigh.  “My advice to you is that no one ever finds out about us…  and nobody sees that video.  I’d ask you for it but you wouldn’t give it to me and I would not want to try and hide it in this house… But if you can keep this ‘thing’ a secret… maybe… just maybe… I might knock on your door one day soon if I need help…” Lois smiled again.  “’bye Glen…”and closed the door.

Glen then went home and took a shower.  He then checked the video recording and was pleased to see it came out perfectly.  But he never watched the whole thing… ever.  He decided he would wait.  He would wait until Lois came knocking at his door.  He would wait… no matter how long it took.