Glen Quagmire finally gets to enjoy Lois Griffin

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT Adults ONLY!

I've always believed that the hottest relationship if given the time to grow would be between Lois Griffin and Glen Quagmire.  Lets face it, they were made for each other.  He is an absolute horn dog and she is a nymphomaniac MILF.  How fitting that they are neighbors... so what would it take to get them together?  Read on.  I have no affiliation with FOX or Family Guy.  This is all my imagination of fictitious characters.  I would love to see this cartoon do X Rated material for purchase.  Yeah!

LOIS AND GLEN

Glen Quagmire is known for many things in Quahog but some of those things are not necessarily good things.  Most of his friends, like Peter, Joe and Cleveland, will tell you he is dedicated, considerate, a good drinking buddy and downright friendly.  But they’ll also tell you he is horny just about every minute of the day.  What Peter, Joe and Cleveland can’t tell you however, is whether or not Glen Quagmire ever tried to mess around with any of their wives.

Even though Glen covets all three women, he has never really engaged in any inappropriate behavior with any of them (except the time he spied on Lois and Bonnie sunbathing in the nude in Bonnie’s backyard; or the time he was a ‘peeping Tom’ watching Cleveland’s wife Donna vacuuming her living room in the nude; or how he dedicated the better part of an afternoon teaching Meg how to properly suck a man’s cock… offering himself as an ‘instructional tool’ in the process…).  Aside from that his record was spotless with respect to any of his friend’s wives.  To Quagmire they were totally off limits.   

  

Quagmire always kept his distance from the wives of his friends if only to avoid any tension or animosity on their friendships.  But that didn’t keep Glen Quagmire from carrying the proverbial torch for his all time favorite Quahog MILF … Lois Griffin!

Glen could never understand what in the world she saw in Peter (or for that matter, Bill Clinton), but just being Peter’s friend gave him unlimited access to the goings on of Lois Griffin.  That at least allowed Quagmire the closeness to Lois Griffin that satisfied his future plans (both honest and devious…) to his eventual “conquering” of  the red-headed beauty.  Lois was his ‘mission objective’ and ironically enough, she was one of the very few women he still knew he wanted so badly that he had yet to possess.  And the only thing that made this fantasy seem like an impossible task, was not having the means to sway Lois in his direction or influence her lack of desire.  How did he get her into his bed?  What would it take to motivate her sufficiently to ‘hookup’ with the Q-man?  What in the world would make Lois Griffin “want to have mind blowing sex” with Glen Quagmire? 

After months of planning, brain-storming and hair-pulling, there was only one idea that came to mind that could possibly motivate Peter’s wife that was full-proof enough to accomplish his goal.

It had to be blackmail.

He would need to find some kind of “information” or something about Lois that nobody, especially Peter, could possibly know.  It was that super secret that only Lois knew about that Quagmire could discover and use as the ultimate means of access to her “favors”.  Not only did it need to be a secret, but it had to carry the potential for serious damage if brought to light.  It had to be something that Lois would protect with her life!

 

Then it hit him.  The idea suddenly popped into his ad the second it did, he instantly knew it would work!

Some time ago, Quagmire had secretly installed a hidden video camera in Peter’s bedroom… hoping to at least get some footage of Lois undressing or maybe the two of them having sex (he was hoping not to see Peter naked and thank God he rarely did… but there were very few times Lois was in full view enough for it to really be entertaining…).  He was actually rewarded one day when he recorded Lois pulling out a huge, pink, rubber dildo (with mini studs all over it…) from a shoe box under the bed!  She laid there for about twenty minutes, working her pussy with that thing until she finally “came”.  Glen was beside himself back then.  He watched her the whole time she pleasured herself (and jacked off to what he saw… since he couldn’t be in the room… participating…) and still watches the video every now and then.  But that wasn’t the level of “leverage” he needed .  Every woman he knows probably has a dildo… that wouldn’t be something that would be hard to live down.  He needed something harder.

Waiting for the right moment, he moved the camera (when the Griffin’s were out of town one weekend…) to the living room (behind their rarely used stereo) thinking Lois might not invite a “secret lover” into her bedroom.  Location was everything, right? 

What was really interesting is what happened a few weeks after he moved the camera.  He heard a strange rumor that two people were thought to have been having sex in the middle of the Griffin’s living room on a day that Quagmire knew Peter was not home!  How about those nosy neighbors!  How fortunate for Quagmire! 

After returning from an east coast “turn around”, he quickly checked the video in order to substantiate this rumor.  The moment he saw the video, Quagmire screamed! 

“What the hell??”  He gasped.  It only took a few seconds to realize he found his “white bronco”.  “This is it!  Finally!  Pay dirt!”  Glen congratulated himself.

The view from the hidden camera was of the back of the couch in the Griffin’s living room.  On this particular day, that couch just happened to be occupied by a male teen ager and of course, Lois Griffin.  Once the video was queued up and was playing back, it all played out like an adult video.  By the looks of things, this lucky young man was getting a blowjob from Quahog’s resident MILF!  The camera view clearly indicated Lois’ red head bobbing up and down while the recipient laid his head back and enjoyed himself.  Glen was ecstatic! 

“This is it!” Glen thought.  The video played out in time and though the view wasn’t perfect, there was more than adequate footage to show Lois taking a “facial” (Glen was so fucking jealous!) as a reward for her “effort”.  He saw them clean up quickly, probably because a few minutes later, Meg walks in but not before Lois and her lover vanish from site. 

So after Quagmire regained his composure, he began to devise a plan.  It took him just one day to do it; and another day to set it up.  All he needed was a time when he knew no one would be home at the Griffin house except Lois.  That’s when he would execute his plan.

Three days later, that golden opportunity arrived.

Peter of course was at work.  Both Chris and Meg were at school.  Brian took Stewie on some driving excursion down the coat (Glen received a text so he knew where Brian was based on the pics sent along with the text) and Glen confirmed that Lois at home and all by herself.  The moment was now.

Glen knocked on the door.  A few seconds later, the door opened and there stood his prize… Lois Griffin.

“Oh, Hi Glen, what can I do for you?  Oh wait!  Don’t answer that.  I withdraw the question…”  Lois corrected herself knowing full well Quagmire would throw out a sexual request.

“Well, Lois…” Glen paused for effect. “There is something actually, I can do for you… or not do for you… “ Glen whispered. “Depending on what you decide…”

“What is that supposed to mean?”  Lois asked immediately irritated with this over-sexed “mile high” pilot.

“I want to show you something Lois… something I know you’ll appreciate…” Quagmire said with all the sleazy smoothness he could muster knowing what he did about his attractive neighbor.  He gave Lois the iPad he brought with him, but not before he pressed the “play button” to show here the video. 

Lois watched only for a second.  “Oh my God!!” she screamed.  Her beautiful green eyes were as huge as dinner plates.  Her jaw dropped open as she watched just enough to know exactly what she was seeing.

“Jesus Christ, Glen, where the hell did you get this?”  Lois was furious.  “Did you do this?  You son of a bitch!  How could you?!”

Glen stood there rocking back and forth on his heels, proud of himself, sporting a sinister look and enjoying her reaction.  “How could ‘you’, Lois?  That was one very lucky young man on the ‘receiving end’ of your… generosity!”  Glen stood in the doorway believing Lois would not bar his way if he wanted to walk in.

“It’d sure be a shame if this video fell into the wrong hands…”  Glen trailed off letting his words and what they implied soak in for affect.  Lois was many things, but she wasn’t stupid (at least he didn’t think so…).

“Glen Quagmire, you are a fucking son of a bitch!”  Lois rasped.  “I always knew you were a weasel!  What a terrible, devious mind you have… wait a minute… how in the world did you get this anyway?  You had a camera in my home!  You were watching the whole time?  How dare you!”

“As a matter of fact Lois, as jealous as I was, I watched this video a hundred times!  And each time I watched it I wished it was me!” Glen cried out.  “Peter has no idea how lucky he is… and there you were taking full advantage of a teen age kid, squandering your incredible charms on someone who can never appreciate just how wonderful you really are!”  Glen wasn’t really mad but he was playing his cards close to his vest.

Lois reined in her horses for a second trying to figure out just what she needed to do to get out of this.  Whatever it was it was going to take a miracle.  Or at least a blowjob… maybe anal sex if she knew what Quagmire was going to demand in exchange for the video.  “My God, what am I going to have to do to get my ass out of this mess!” Lois mused.

“Now Glen, let’s talk about this… I um… it was a moment of weakness, that’s all it was… really! “ Lois stammered in a desperate tone, trying to stall.  “I couldn’t help myself… it was just that one time, really! Lois offered hoping Glen would take the bait.

“No way Lois…” Glen retorted.  “There is no way a woman gives a blowjob like that and only does it once!  I know… I’ll bet my annual salary he got more than just a blowjob.  Maybe not then, but you don’t blow some kid because you hate doing laundry!” 

   

Lois gave the iPad back to Glen and then she put her hands together, trying to quickly come up with a plan.  Even though nothing immediately came to mind, maybe Quagmire wanted something (she could only guess…) within her grasp to bargain her way out.

“OK, Glen, you most certainly want something… what is it?”  Lois Griffin knew Glen Quagmire far too well and was well aware of his continuous efforts to get into her pants (and bra… and mouth…) but she was resistant and determined.  The long and short of it was that Lois thought Quagmire to be far too promiscuous to her liking.  Her affair with Anthony (or Jerome or Cleveland.. and Bill Clinton… and Snot… oh, my!  Look who’s calling the kettle black!  Oh my Gawd!...) was none of his business until now.  But this video put a whole a new spin on their tenuous relationship.  Lois didn’t think there would be an easy way out…

“Lois…  the only thing I can think of to make sure Peter never sees this video is for us to make an … arrangement.”  Glen suggested.  “I’m sure we can… working something out…”

“Oh, Jesus Christ Glen!.. Out with it!...what’s it gonna be?  A ‘blowjob’?” Lois offered, thinking she’d be lucky if that was all he wanted.  But Quagmire wasn’t one to settle for less when it came to sex.

“Lois Griffin, I wouldn’t be so harsh, after all, I’ve always thought you were a considerate, generous and compassionate young woman… worthy of good manners, grace and loving care…” Glen used his most complimentary tone, figuring getting her into the right mood might swing things in a more pleasurable as well as productive direction. If would be so much more ecstatic if Lois wanted him and had sex with him the way she did with Anthony.  How he would savor that kind of exchange!

Was it possible?

“I know you must think I’m selfish and out of control, but the one thing I always admired was the stability of my favorite neighbors … the Griffins.  How many people can say they have a beautiful, sexy redhead, who has a heart of gold, living right next to him?  Not too many I’d say… I know you are married and yeah, Peter doesn’t appreciate you the way you deserve, but that doesn’t mean I can’t tell you how I feel, or show you how I feel.  What you decide to do about that is entirely up to you…you’ve always been a living angel in my book, Lois… I just can’t help myself!”

Lois stood there anxious and even a little angry.  But while she didn’t want to hear any excuses, Glen sounded somewhat different than his usual self. He actually sounded kind, and thoughtful and even a little reflective when he spoke.  It really surprised Lois and she never anticipated Glen Quagmire ever sounding so damn convincing.  It would be far too easy to say he was lying and that he was just using his suave demeanor to get Lois to lower her defenses.  But one thing Quagmire was not… and that was a liar.  In fact, he was honest to a fault.   

“You know what Glen?  I don’t know…; if you really feel that way then what’s with the video?  You brought that over here to try and get me to do something I probably wouldn’t want to do in the first place… regardless of how you feel!  I may not know you ‘that well’, but I’ve heard all sorts of rumors and none of them are anything I want to believe!”  Lois went on…

“Yet what you said a minute ago was so… sweet… and genuine… you could have told me that without showing me the video… Glen…” Lois stood there with tears in her eyes.  Glen wasn’t prepared for that.  But inside, Glen smiled.

While he believed his plan was going to work, he was suddenly divided about how he felt.  Lois was a gorgeous female, nice tits, a sweet body and a nice round ass!  She was Quahog’s most desired MILF!  Glen vowed to have her one day; his friendship with Peter be damned… But the truth be told, he really like Lois Griffin.

She was kind, giving, helpful, and sweet.  But Quagmire knew their eventual ‘get together’ would be even sweeter if Lois was both an eager and willing participant (he’d settle for willing!).

“All I really want Lois… is one glorious opportunity to experience the sensual wonders you have to offer… to savor the scent of your natural body… to taste your forbidden fruit… to join together in a brief union of mutual joy and fulfillment… it may only be a fleeting moment but I will cherish it forever!” Glen was on his knees in the doorway… clutching Lois’ left hand… waiting for Lois to say, “Yes!”

“Oh, Glen stop!”  Lois said.  “Stand up, come inside and we’ll talk… what will the neighbors say?”  Lois and Glen walked inside.

Lois and Glen sat side by side on the couch, and surprisingly, Lois appeared not only to be agreeable to Glen’s advances, but she even seemed a little sympathetic to his situation.  However it can be described, Lois was going to say yes and Glen Quagmire was going to finally have his cake and eat it too.  And Lois was the ‘cake’ and Glen was going to ‘eat Lois’ until she screamed out loud!

“You gotta promise me no one finds out…I have enough skeletons in my closet… and this one can never get out!”  Lois demanded.

“Deal…” Glen agreed.

“One more thing… do we need to use a condom?  Lois asked.  “I heard all sorts of things Glen…”

“No Lois… I’m clean as a whistle!  Always have been…” Glen promised.

“No ‘anal’ sex!”  Lois threw in.

 “What??” Glen rasped.  “Come on Lois… I’ll be gentle… I promise!”  He pleaded. 

“Well… we’ll see…” Lois smiled. “Besides, once I get started… I usually don’t follow any rules!” 

“Well alright!” Glen hooted.

“Oh and before I forget, I don’t want you spraying your jizz in my face… and if we do have anal sex, I don’t want you shooting your business up my tailpipe, either!”  Lois affirmed.  “However, I have no problem with you pulling out… and… you know… shooting your… ‘stuff’ on my back or tummy… I don’t mind that.” 

“No worries Lois!”  Quagmire said.  “I’m good if you are good!”  Lois then smiled, stood up, and lead Quagmire upstairs.  Again, Glen smiled to himself.  The hidden camera in Lois’ bedroom was activated and already capturing the moment!  Giggity!

Once Lois and Glen were in the bedroom, they immediately undressed.  Glen was mesmerized by Lois Griffin’s amazing body.  Just seeing her naked was a visual orgasm in itself.  Lois on the other hand was surprised but pleased when she saw Quagmire’s cock.  It was big and he wasn’t even fully erect yet!  My Gawd, she thought, “That makes things a lot more interesting!”

So Lois and Glen enjoyed each other for the first time, and while neither of them knew what to expect, it was a dalliance worth remembering.  Glen of course, executed a few raucous, bawdy and acrobatic maneuvers to spice things up, including a moment where Glen held Lois ‘upside down’ while eating her pussy (Lois’ head parallel to his groin for immediate access…) ; Glen assured Lois her orgasm (the first of many!) would be more intense… and it was! 

Lois would never forget the way Quagmire ate her pussy!  She would never be able to describe it and would probably never experience it again (well…) but that was the first time she came that afternoon and it was a mind-blowing climax!  She was lucky Glen’s cock was in her mouth at the time because her screams were thankfully muffled when she came.

But the most pleasurable moment for these two naughty neighbors was the blistering doggie style coupling that had Lois gritting her teeth in ecstasy.  Glen plowed from behind with a pace Lois had never experienced before; the repetitive ‘slapping sound’ of Glen’s hips and Lois’ ass reverberated in the room; Lois was convinced the sound could be heard all the way down the street.  Oh well… Lois came twice, yelling, “Fuck me, Glen!  Fuck my pussy you son of a bitch!  Fuck me… you bastard… I want to come again!”

A few minutes later Lois pushed Glen back and hopped on for some pelvic grinding… she wanted to see if she could come four times in one session… something she never did before… ever.

“How is it possible… (puff) you haven’t… (pant) come yet?” Lois gasped between breaths.  Glen laid back, holding her thighs, watching Lois on top, enjoying the ride.

“If I come… (ugh)… then… I’m finished… (huff)… while I am usually pretty quick to … recover… (pant) , I don’t know if you are up for… (ugh) another ‘ go round’”  Glen said.  He figured Lois would want to leave right after he shot his wad.

Lois abruptly stopped and slowly pulled off Glen’s rock hard erection. She laid on her side, her head resting on her elbow.

“Look Glen, I know we are having the time of our lives here… but we’re just messing around, that’s all. You are one hell of a man, believe me;  I had no idea you’d be so… satisfying!  And who knows, we maybe never do this again… or maybe we do! “ Lois was reassuring. “But I would be lying to you if I said it didn’t matter to me if you were satisfied or not.  Every man I’ve ever been with will tell you I was always able to satisfy their … ‘needs’.  I don’t want you to be an exception.  Besides, I want you to ’come’.  I want an unblemished record and I know you can appreciate that!  Will you come for me?”  The look that Lois gave Glen was one he’d never forget for the rest of his life.

Glen was genuinely surprised and impressed.  Not only was Lois Griffin one hell of a wild woman, but she obviously understood Glen Quagmire very well.

“OK Lois… “ Glen agreed.  “Far be it from me not to make you happy!”  Lois winked at Glen and leaned over.  She took Glen’s cock into her mouth and started bobbing her head.  Glen was amazed.  Lois was a fox, a vixen and one incredibly gifted cock sucker!  He laid there thinking he might be able to hold out for a few minutes but soon realized it was a lost cause.  She was simply overwhelming and her ability to please the male organ was unmatched compared to any of the many women he enjoyed over the years.  He was seconds away from coming but he didn’t want to make a mess.

“Oh Lois… Lois!  Look out… I’m gonna bust… here it comes!” Glen groaned out load and came.  Lois was quick to respond and pulled away from Glen’s squirting cock.  She stroked him to the finish as high flying semen strings flew out of his dick in all directions; a clear indication to Lois of a satisfied man.  Glen groaned with each orgasmic convulsion; Lois smiled.  Glen came like a horse, but Lois wasn’t surprised (that was one of the many rumors she heard about…); there was Quagmire ‘goo’ everywhere; on her hands, her arm and even (oh well… ) in her hair as well. Miraculously, her face avoided being plastered.

“Oh God, Lois!  Giggity!”  Glen sighed. “Phew!  That was the best!” They both laid there for a few minutes, neither saying a word. 

Later on, Lois and Glen again, stood at the doorway.  Lois looked at Glen. 

“Was it everything you had dreamed about?” Lois asked with raised eyebrows and her hands on her hips.  Lois had a look of satisfaction on her face; Glen knew that look on any woman.

“Giggity goo! Lois!” That was… I mean… that was really something… sweet...” Glen smiled. “You are simply amazing Lois; you are gorgeous; you look incredible with no clothes on … you taste great!  You suck cock like no woman I know…”  Lois cut him off.

“Stop Glen!” Lois put up her hand. “Enough details… I know how you feel…” she leaned closer to Glen.  “Remember, this is our secret… no one knows… ever!”

“I know… I know… no worries.”  Glen looked back at Lois.  “I don’t suppose… you know; there is a chance that… you know… we could…”

“Glen Quagmire! What in the world am I going to do with you?”  Lois said with a sigh.  “My advice to you is that no one ever finds out about us…  and nobody sees that video.  I’d ask you for it but you wouldn’t give it to me and I would not want to try and hide it in this house… But if you can keep this ‘thing’ a secret… maybe… just maybe… I might knock on your door one day soon if I need help…” Lois smiled again.  “’bye Glen…”and closed the door.

Glen then went home and took a shower.  He then checked the video recording and was pleased to see it came out perfectly.  But he never watched the whole thing… ever.  He decided he would wait.  He would wait until Lois came knocking at his door.  He would wait… no matter how long it took.